keep trying Crop embroidered Hoodie

Bonding with a dragon shouldn't be this hard… but here we are. 😂

Refresh. Fail. Repeat. Sound familiar? If you've been trying to bond with a dragon on Threshing Day, you know the struggle is REAL. This shirt is for every aspiring dragon rider who's refreshing the page, hoping for a bond, and slowly questioning whether they're destined for greatness or just destined to keep clicking.

Featuring bold purple fantasy-inspired lettering, this design is perfect for fantasy readers, dragon lovers, and anyone whose dragon-bonding journey has become a full-time emotional roller coaster.

Why you'll love it:
A funny, relatable design for aspiring dragon riders
Eye-catching purple fantasy-inspired typography
Perfect for fantasy book lovers and dragon enthusiasts
Great for casual wear, reading marathons, and Threshing Day attempts
An ideal gift for the friend who's determined to bond a dragon, no matter how many refreshes it takes

Whether your dragon hasn't chosen you yet or you're beginning to suspect your signet might just be impatience, this shirt lets everyone know you're not giving up.

Refresh. Fail. Repeat. Because apparently, bonding a dragon requires the patience of a saint and the Wi-Fi connection of a god.

Your dragon bond is pending. Please do not close this page.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States